Tongue Sandwich
********************************************************Story Donated By Sarah Howells
Fancy going to the sort of tea party where plates are piled high with sandwiches, crusts cut off (naturally), with a marker is stuck in to help you with your choice. Tongue anyone? Egg ‘n’ cress? Ham? Cheese & Tomato?
Naah, I’m having Fish Paste. These are china, pure class, and cost 50p for the lot, Barnardos, Harehills, ages ago.
Sarah Howells


December 1st, 2008 at 3:38 pm
I am becoming increasingly concerned at your gastronomic proclivities Ms Howells. First Cheesy Fish and now tongue sandwiches. Whatever next?